Dear horrible driver,
No you don’t look good today
No your friend doesn’t add parsley to her soup
Yes your lips are large
Yes your eye brows are drawn in and you look like crap
FYI, there’s a new law with regards to driving and talking on your mobile
guess what, texting is as dangerous
No your not a great driver
The baby that should be in the backseat who’s jumping up & down on the passenger seat needs to chill the fuck out
Please keep your eyes on the road
Please keep your ears on the road
Your boyfriend at 7 a.m. definitely has morning wood so please stay home finish your business and then drive
Yes i am flashing you at the fast lane, which means by now you need to move your ass out of it
Thank you for driving with a car bangged up from every angle, it just makes me worried to be next to you
You do know there are signals on your car?
You do know that they actually put the mirrors there for a reason?
Your H&M t-shirt is not worth your life, put your seat belt on!
and get
the fuck
out
of
my
way
Every morning on my way to work, a woman has to either turn on me without looking, get so close to me driving 1000 mph and flashing my car, brake FOR NO REASON abruptly, turn without using their signals and i’m tired of it. Now i leave the house at 6:15 to avoid, not the phone, the faulty tire, the distractions, the sudden stops, the loss of stability, or all the dangers that exist from driving a car, but from the Kuwaiti Female Driver..
One question: how did you pass the driving test?
I passed mine by was6a and I hate to burst your bubble bas i am a good driver (mashalla), one more thing! I hope I don’t bump into you while you’re angry on the road :p
This post cracked me up. Much needed laughter might I add.
I actually passed mine by doing good… yup!!
Im not the best driver…fast..yest.. and I tend to flash idiots on the fast lane too!! It ain’t just the ladies that need flashin’ let me tell you that!!!
nicely put, and indeed called for i must say…
speeding up is a gradual process not a sudden move, same goes to slowing down…
but girls flashing guys.. that is one thing I can never do.. ill simply work around him.
Hahaha… this is hilarious! I passed my driving test in the US (with flying colors)… so you better believe i abide by the law